A Portal Turret
-
aportalturret replied to your post: Hello!
Could you come over here?
“Of course I can you beautiful piece of technology!”
Who are you?
“My name is Jade, Jade Harley! What’s your name precious little robot?”
Carolyn
-
aportalturret replied to your post: Hello!
Could you come over here?
“Of course I can you beautiful piece of technology!”
Who are you?
-
“Shhhh~ Just be grateful I’m not exterminating you little one”
Who are you?
“Pepper KaFara, I’m a jade blood”
Thank you!
“You’re welcome, you’re very polite~”
I’m different!
“Oh really, how so?”
“Also have you ever seen a Dalek before?”
I can talk!
And no.(via trollian-the-tardis)
-
“Because this is my hive, and you’re trespassing in it.”
My fault!
After a bit of silence the dalek troll huffed at the robot’s apparent cuteness
“You know, if you weren’t so damn adorable I’d exterminate you right now.”
She the added as she bent down to pet the little white thing.
No hard feelings.
“Agreed, so what exactly are you?”
“I know you’re obviously a robot, but what type of robot?”
Aperture Science Sentry Turret
“Well then, you are just about the cutest sentry system I have seen~”
Help! Being squished!
“Shhhh~ Just be grateful I’m not exterminating you little one”
Who are you?
“Pepper KaFara, I’m a jade blood”
Thank you!
“You’re welcome, you’re very polite~”
I’m different!
(via trollian-the-tardis)
-
“Because this is my hive, and you’re trespassing in it.”
My fault!
After a bit of silence the dalek troll huffed at the robot’s apparent cuteness
“You know, if you weren’t so damn adorable I’d exterminate you right now.”
She the added as she bent down to pet the little white thing.
No hard feelings.
“Agreed, so what exactly are you?”
“I know you’re obviously a robot, but what type of robot?”
Aperture Science Sentry Turret
“Well then, you are just about the cutest sentry system I have seen~”
Help! Being squished!
“Shhhh~ Just be grateful I’m not exterminating you little one”
Who are you?
“Pepper KaFara, I’m a jade blood”
Thank you!
(via trollian-the-tardis)
-
“Because this is my hive, and you’re trespassing in it.”
My fault!
After a bit of silence the dalek troll huffed at the robot’s apparent cuteness
“You know, if you weren’t so damn adorable I’d exterminate you right now.”
She the added as she bent down to pet the little white thing.
No hard feelings.
“Agreed, so what exactly are you?”
“I know you’re obviously a robot, but what type of robot?”
Aperture Science Sentry Turret
“Well then, you are just about the cutest sentry system I have seen~”
Help! Being squished!
“Shhhh~ Just be grateful I’m not exterminating you little one”
Who are you?
(via trollian-the-tardis)
-
-
Hello, friend!
0—-
I am pleased to have company. I was making lemon grenades to burn down my enemies hives.0—-
You could stand guard like a good turret. Or we could play pturretdactyl…Take me with you.
0—-
Ah! Alright, we can do it all and more. For science.==> Begin: The Adventures of Carlan and a Turret. A two season AMC original with thirty-seven episodes and a spinoff series called ‘Turret and the City’. It won an Emmy and cured cancer by giving out MORE cancer.
Well done!
-
“Because this is my hive, and you’re trespassing in it.”
My fault!
After a bit of silence the dalek troll huffed at the robot’s apparent cuteness
“You know, if you weren’t so damn adorable I’d exterminate you right now.”
She the added as she bent down to pet the little white thing.
No hard feelings.
“Agreed, so what exactly are you?”
“I know you’re obviously a robot, but what type of robot?”
Aperture Science Sentry Turret
“Well then, you are just about the cutest sentry system I have seen~”
Help! Being squished!
(via trollian-the-tardis)
-
“Because this is my hive, and you’re trespassing in it.”
My fault!
After a bit of silence the dalek troll huffed at the robot’s apparent cuteness
“You know, if you weren’t so damn adorable I’d exterminate you right now.”
She the added as she bent down to pet the little white thing.
No hard feelings.
“Agreed, so what exactly are you?”
“I know you’re obviously a robot, but what type of robot?”
Aperture Science Sentry Turret
(via trollian-the-tardis)
